FCKuCANCER.

but first, let’s go on a side-quest to talk shit…literally. an on-going theme apparently.

i upgraded my bidet attachment on my toilet to an electric bidet seat. listen carefully. take the plunge and do it. i suggest even doing it the way i did. cheapo attachment first to make sure its something you will use/see the benefits from, then when that breaks, upgrade to a real one. my first attachment stopped working a while ago so i don’t know why i waited until now to upgrade — i’m lying — these damned things are high as hell. but with my side effects from the oral chemo it should’ve been reason enough to just get one.

anywho, last week i had to have an electrician come and install an outlet behind my toilet for the new seat. and of course my dumb luck added a new surprise to the mix. a roof leak in my attic. roofer will be here today to assess the damage — hoping for an easy fix.

but back to the point. this new bidet seat is amaze. warm seat. warm water. programmable settings. dryer. everything a pooty booty needs.

get you one.

fin.