FCKuCANCER.

listen. village. i’m convinced. no one knows wtf they are doing. you know, i had my suspicions. but it’s been confirmed. let me give you a quick update.

so wednesday i had to get my covid retest. and yup, you guessed it. it was positive. again. i am now officially asymptomatic. so let me tell you what that means.

one. i could not go to the doctor today for my second opinion.

two. i have to wait fourteen more days for my appointment. so that appointment has now been moved to my birthday. they do not do virtual appointments for the first visit. even though this is a second opinion visit, and they have all my records and images already.

three. elena’s time starts over again. so she is “stuck” here for another fourteen days. maybe ten.

now here is the part where i explain to you how i am now convinced that no one knows what the hell they are doing. my appointment was scheduled for today because it is that facility’s policy that i have to wait fourteen days after my positive test to take another test. and then two days after that i can see the doctor. ok, fine. but guess what. in fourteen days, i don’t have to take another test to see the damned doctor. i can just walk tf in with my mask on, assuming i am still asymptomatic. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. why did i have to take a test this time? this facility is like in the same network as my other one. kinda. they all use mychart. and my last test was with the hospital affiliated with my doctor, so the results are in mychart. when i called to make my appointment, i gave them my info and they pulled all my stuff right up. so it’s not like they didn’t believe i took the test when i did. they had the results. but i still had to take another test. so fine. i get it. i was positive. BUT WHY ON GODS GREEN EARTH do they not follow the same procedure this time around? right. because no one know what tf they are doing.

oh, and back there when i said elena has to stay for another fourteen days, maybe ten…that’s because the cdc also doesn’t know wtf they are doing. so the guidelines aren’t super clear. and they change daily. and yeah, this is what elena does for a living…

and that ladies and gents, is why i have a gif of your president on this post. he is the spokesperson and the poster child for not knowing wtf you are doing. daddy, if you are reading this i don’t want to argue this point with you. you may love him, but he is an imbecile. and also possibly well into alzheimer’s at this point. bottom line. he is not qualified for and doesn’t have the capacity to perform the duties of the position he holds. bigly. covfefe.